tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12978569.post9004507552022007458..comments2023-10-24T05:38:08.518-07:00Comments on tp gal: Christmas the Recap (and photos!)tp_galhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643883432183223759noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12978569.post-30385361643039721292006-12-29T01:51:00.000-08:002006-12-29T01:51:00.000-08:00Yay, Mommy had a reason for leaving me alone over ...Yay, Mommy had a reason for leaving me alone over Christmas. It was for my own good so I wouldn't get raped!! O joy! The raccoons were terrifying, but at least they didn't claw their way inside and rape me on Christmas. Because that would seriously have sucked. That would have made all this other BULLSHIT I've been put through seem like a day at the mouse farm.<br /><br />I love Mommy again! Maybe this has all been to teach Peter a lesson about the true meaning of Christmas. Maybe Christmas isn't about how many saucers of cream you get (though, say, ONE would be nice) or not being left by yourself in a dark freezing townhome surrounded by devil-worshiping raccoons (true). Maybe Christmas is really all about not being exposed to random dog-on-cat rape.<br /><br />God bless us every one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com