Ways I'm thinking of getting out of this meeting:
1: pen "accidentally" in eye
2: feigning heart attack
3: emergency meeting
4: epileptic fit
5: paralysis
6: checking out mentally (pretending to listen while running the movie Titanci in my head "you jump I jump, right jack?")
7: using my blackberry to "look busy"
8: giving everyone in the room a nifty nickname. "Loud short girl". "Tiki Pete", "the wannabe Exec"
9: feigning innumeracy
ReplyDelete10: astral projection