For Ransom: One Pillow

My mom thinks I took a pillow from her house and she won't let it go. She mailed me this message yesterday and I was laughing so hard I couldn't not share it:

After reading your blog about the lint trap on your dryer, I imagined that by now you have done your laundry from your trip to see Dad and me. And you found my pillow didn't you.You know you did. And now you are thinking it is your pillow, it has always been your pillow.But it is not it is mine mine mine. Count your pillows. I found a pair of your panties and I'm holding them hostage until I get my pillow back, MISSY
Love, Mom