Fictionary

A new action occurred today that needs a name. The simultaneous sneeze and bowel movement of an infant (while in Mommy's arms btw.)

We all know that a "Shart" is the sneeze-fart combination, but what is it called when the bottom half of that activity is baby poop?

Do we like any of these:

Snit,
Sheeze,
Snoop, or
Pooze?

Actually "pooze" seems like a great name for the poop that leaks out of the diaper and up the babies back.

For those of you who need a non-baby related post. My Charlie Sheen comment of the day is that he seems quite mentally unbalanced these days and the media (and therefore us) are eating it up. We will celebrate his triumphant return when he gets it together, and the predictability of that makes me a bit sick.