|It's the last two comments that made Mr. Bell, my beloved high|
school English teacher, roll over in his grave.
There are some possibilities for fictionary words here:
NOTMINDE: a drunken way to say "I'm ok if you do that."
YEARD: A lawn so big it takes 12 months to mow.
TROUIST: A person dedicated to pants, from the root trouser.
HAPPEY: What happens to a puppy when it is excited and you pick it up. "Oh damn, that dog just happied all over my shirt."
TURISTY: The technical term for bad masterbation skills. "Sorry Timmy, you can't be in our circle jerk anymore, you are turisty for us and you are making a mess."