Halloween is now T minus 28 days and today’s list is of the things people (that I know) are afraid of:
Sock Monkeys
Rubber Bands
Cows
Spirits (Not ghosts, but Lizzie Borden’s remaining energy. Shiver)
Spiders (it’s bad when you have to call a neighbor to get it out of your shower)
Snakes
Boats (small, 2-person, you’ll be dead in 5 minutes boats)
Madonna movies – the girl can NOT act.
Voldemort
Feel free to add your own.
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