Why is it that PayPal can take money OUT of my account in real time, but it takes 3-4 days to put it back in?
Why do people say “my bad” when I’m sorry is what they mean?
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
How does the cat know to step on my bladder only when it’s full?
When people say “he’s my baby daddy” do they really think they sound cool?
Why am I going on vacation to a place that lists the Sunshine Festival as their annual community event?
Do they have so little to do that celebrating the sun coming up IS a big deal?
Do you think they will be sad when I tell them that the sun shines in the north too?
For whom does the bell toll?
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