A slightly modified IM transcript from this morning about a co-worker who has been out all week:
P, T says: has "Bob" retired? (yes, I AM evil)
X says: lol
X says: he's so terribly ill… I really feel bad for him.
P, T says: oh, that's not good
X says: he just can't stay well for long periods of time
X says: I tease, but I really do care. This might be a side effect of the horrid gallbladder explosion that almost killed him.
P, T says: But, maybe he's just weak and we should eat him first if our plane goes down in the Andes
X says: not sure I'd pick the sickly one to eat..lol
P, T says: It is a toss up, because if you eat the muscular ones (aka Meaty) you loose the heavy lifters that you may need to build a shelter for your cold cold ass
P, T says: Disturbing...
X says: you're so funny!!
P, T says: I'm laughing right now... I think we need to create a 9-12 page strategy around who we should eat first in this scenario. I'm sure the boss would expend some consulting $$$ to make sure we have a RACI. (RACI is "corporate" for a document that describes who does what.)
P, T says: Must focus on work. Drat; the strategy will have to wait
1 comment:
Definitely sounds work-related to me! Sounds about like what happens around here.
Be sure that your "Who to Eat First in the Event of an Emergency" process is repeatable and well-documented!
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