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Friday, August 01, 2008

Moms are so cute...

In a phone conversation with Mom and Dad today this is what sort of went down.

Me: I'd like you to meet J. (x time, x date, x rules!)
Mom: So, are you going steady?
Dad: Oh G, no one talks like that anymore.
Me: Yes, J and I built a time machine and traveled back to 1963 where he gave me his fraternity pin.
Mom: Well, I don't know... it's not like you're boyfriend and girlfriend yet.
Me: Well, we're both freely using the terms without hesitation.
Mom: Oh, well that's.... um, wow. Well, I .. um.. wow
Dad: G, calm down
Me: yeah, I gotta go, you're freaking me out. Please keep in mind that when we meet, you have to be as NORMAL AS POSSIBLE. You have 30 days to get it together.

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